We Definitely Exist

OK. So what we are is the question that you wanted to know when you clicked on this website and yes, we are going to answer. Elps are creatures that developed before humans and live in a jungle. As you saw on the opening screen , they look a little... odd. Let's say odd.  but really, what is an elp? Some say its a plant. Most say its an animal. The reason for this is is that they are planted, but they have hearts, brains, and have feelings. But some say its a plant because they are planted and don't feel pain. What do you think?

As you now know elps have been around for a while. but they have not always been just like they are now. For example: we have something called a poison gland and we never had that until just a few thousand years ago. 

At that time elps were attacked by dragons and they never had any defences but eventually evolved to have the poison gland.

 Elps also experienced an ice age and that is when we developed the lava inducer. It was during this ice age when we migrated towards volcanoes, and that is when we (eventually) adapted to have a part of the lava inside us. This helps us stay warm. 

First of all, the quelps are the people writing this page . I will get on to introduce myself later, but there are quelps in every elp family . Although only the royal elp family has names that rhyme with elp , you can always tell the difference between a royal quelp, a non royal quelp, and a quelp in general! 

Royal quelps have a bit more vibrancy than normal quelps , and all quelps have a different shade . 

The quelps are unpredictable. They can be the first elps you plant , or the last, or even the seconded me we are the last elps in our family but our cousin quelp is the fourth elp but  we do know the red elp is always the oldest in the family. Sorry, I was rambling. Did you get that?